>>>>>>The good news - after reading my spam I have found at least 43,728 new online discount drug stores. If anyone is interested I can pass on this information to you. (Make sure you switch off your spam filter or you'll never get these great savings).
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>>>>>Hey, I might be able to use that since just today I learned through an email that I won $3,000,000.00 in an online lottery that I didn't enter.
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>>>>Cool. Good luck all over this week -- I'm earning a bundle just for helping an African prince transfer money into an American account. Easy money, baby!
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>>>Hey! That's MY African prince! I'm off to see him in Lagos next week, with £20,000 cash in my "sky".
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>>Does this mean that the penile-hair-restorer-enlarger cream I ordered will really work?! I thought all that SPAM was just trying to trick me out of my money. Sweet!
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>You guys are such losers. I got in on a stock that's set to skyrocket, just as soon as the market catches on to how great it is. I've invested everything in this one!

And what beats me is why the guys who send you the tip don't keep it to themselves and rake it all in.