>>>You can't beat a good Chip Buty (Chip Sandwich for those that aren't aware of the term) with or without the Vinegar
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>>Add peanut butter to the sandwich (no vinegar in this case) and it's as close to heaven as one can get.
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>Carhhhghhh! That's me gagging at the very thought. The only food that has ever made me reach is peanut butter. If the good Lord had meant us to eat it He would have given us Teflon-coated mouths.
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>And to eat it with caggy chips, in a butty! ...

Well I think you should try it at least once before jumping to conclusions. After all, I'm going to try your oven de-hydrated fries < s >

Just a thin coating of PB over the butter, to add flavour.
You'll bow to my superior culinary skill!