Due to the popularity of the Survivor TV show, here is a new one:

Survivor: Texas Style

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to
Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay, I love the
Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore, George
Strait Sucks, Kerry in '04, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.