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Symantec ruined my life
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12/10/2006 07:52:28
Jay Johengen
Altamahaw-Ossipee, North Carolina, United States
 
 
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Windows
Category:
Computing in general
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01159974
Message ID:
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Not a Moose to be found in the top 1,000... But these are the top 15 for the US:


Surname Approx Number % Frequency Rank

SMITH 2,501,922 1.006 1
JOHNSON 2,014,470 0.81 2
WILLIAMS 1,738,413 0.699 3
JONES 1,544,427 0.621 4
BROWN 1,544,427 0.621 5
DAVIS 1,193,760 0.48 6
MILLER 1,054,488 0.424 7
WILSON 843,093 0.339 8
MOORE 775,944 0.312 9
TAYLOR 773,457 0.311 10
ANDERSON 773,457 0.311 11
THOMAS 773,457 0.311 12
JACKSON 770,970 0.31 13
WHITE 693,873 0.279 14
HARRIS 683,925 0.275 15


>Hell that's just me muttering to myself - as usual. I'm over Symantec now, since I got AVG, and so long as they return my money (within 5-7 working days - funny, it only took a minute to credit it to their account from mine - guess they enjoy another 5-7 days interest on all their funds - mind you, they didn't send any confirmation that they'd cough up).
>
>Hey, I used to know a Welsh/North Carolinian guy called Karl Moose. Is that a common name there? His dad (ex-GI) was from NC while his mum was from Llandudno in N. Wales. Visited his home once. In his back garden there was what we call a railway brake wagon but you guys call a caboose. So it was "Moose's Caboose".
>
>>Well, hot-damn, this old Symantec thing has got your dander all up in bunch like a old trailer park lady sucking on a lemon while the dog relieves himself on her favorite chair! I have no idea what any of that means, but it's as stereotypically American as I could think of with half a cup of coffee before I go get some jelly to spread on my toasted Wonderbread...
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>>>Well who should I have addressed it to, out of the some 15 in the thread? Anyway, why have I now got an American accent, if you're me talking to myself. Where's my mummy? Wasn't Concorde a beautiful aeroplane? Not now, Rodrigo!
>>>
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>>>>Seems it's got you so worked-up that you've started talking to yourself...
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>>>>>Would you believe it?! A few days after I demand a no-quibble refund for their rubbish product, for the first time ever in my email, I receive the latest ClubSymantec newsletter. They've got a neck!
>>>>>
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