>I'm hoping less than $1,000, but if it's for 4 weeks it's probably more. Maybe I can drive a beer truck instead...
If it's too much to be trained, maybe you should consider driving one of these.
http://www.tinytonkatoys.com/trucks.html. All you need is a sand lot.
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