>I once got a telemarketing call that went something like this...
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>Caller: Do you have a couple of minutes?
>Me: I don't know, what are you wearing?
>Caller: What do you mean?
>Me: Is it slinky or better yet, nothing at all.
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>In Utah, it is illegal to use prerecorded messages for telemarketing. The person receiving the call can sue for up to $500 plus court costs. A few years ago I took a telemarketer to court for violating the law and won $250.
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I wish every state had that one. I probably wouldn't take anyone to court but it seems like it would have to cut down the number of such calls, which I find wildly annoying. Telemarketers are bad enough to begin with. An inner circle of hell should be reserved for those who can't even be bothered to have a live person annoy you.