>>>I once got a telemarketing call that went something like this...
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>>>Caller: Do you have a couple of minutes?
>>>Me: I don't know, what are you wearing?
>>>Caller: What do you mean?
>>>Me: Is it slinky or better yet, nothing at all.
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>>Nice one ! :-)
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>>You could have answered "Well - I hope so; the doctor said I'm in good health."
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>>(like when a bum asks you if you have any spare change - "I've no way of knowing - I haven't finished living yet")
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>My favourite answer when somebody comes up and says, "Spare change?", is to say, "No thanks, I already have some." Of course this depends on the person, and whether or not I believe he/she is truly in need. Too many charlatans out there.

Also on whether he might be carrying a baseball bat for those smart-arse answers!

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