>>>Something about bottom feeders first came to mind...
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>>As in ...
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>>What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
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>>One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom dweller...
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>>The other's a fish. ;-)
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>>Every lawyer I've told that one to, has laughed.
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>Only because the time was billable...

Ha! Ain't that the truth...