>Wife sends her husband, a programmer, to the grocery:
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>- Buy a pack of butter. If they have eggs, buy ten.
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>He comes back with:
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>- I bought ten packs of butter, because they did have eggs.
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If it was me who was sent to buy the stuff the shop would have crashed, bsod.
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends - Martin Luther King, Jr.