And my reply to people who insist on not answering a simple question is: "Has your wife stopped beating you"

>>>The answer is just yes or no, nothing else.
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>>You'd be surprised how often I refuse to answer such questions. My last boss probably circled the days in calendar when I did answer with a yes or no.
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>>OTOH, I usually answer "A or B" questions with a yes (and he answers them with a no :).
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>The classical question for people that insist that you answer with "yes" or "no" is: "Did you stop beating your wife?"