>>>>>>>>>Check the original post. But don't waste time over it, it's just a groan-worthy joke. ;-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Well, I knew that the sickening, sickly syrup was perpotedly "from a friend" but reads like one of those schmalzy round-robins that I've now forbidden my Canadian (female) cousin from sending me. ...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Actually "From a fiend".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes but the friend was probably just passing on the feel-good factor, and not the author?
>>>>>
>>>>>No matter, anybody who sent this to me would be considered a 'fiend'. I know I have to keep telling people not to clog the internet with this stuff. It's clogged enough. But do they listen?
>>>>
>>>>So what are you telling me: you approve of receiving schmalz or don't. The guy in this story was just too good to live!
>>>
>>>Instructions:
>>>
>>>1) take some coffee
>>>2) take some more coffee
>>>3) wait for it to kick in
>>>4) search the above text and note the occurrences of words "friend" and "fiend"
>>>5) slap forehead
>>
>>4) HA HA! 5) BWAP! :-)
>>
>>Kerching! (coin dropping)
>>
>>Any line AND a full house!
>>
>>I guess I AM tired at the moment (made the mistake of having an early night last night and it's knackered me). I've literally been fighting to stay awake at some points this afternoon. Same over the enumerable fiasco. I'm just not on the ball today.
>
>See, it's just like I've always told people. "Terry'll be ok, he just needs a slap upside the head now and again." ;)

But there's no-one here to do it and I'm too scared to do it to myself as I don't know my own strength! :-)