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>>>I know I'm probably very ignorant about that part of the world, but what would be the attraction to go to Iran as a tourist? I can think of at least a dozen other places I'd rather go... just in the good 'O USA.
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>>well, of course US have so many things to see. But I love to travel, if it was safe I'll go.
>>Wouldn’t you love to see those great nuclear facilities being built? They may even have exclusive tours for Americans along with Kebabs and all.
>>gosh, that's history on the making right there
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>You'd eat a kebab prepared at a nuclear facility?
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>I'd want to know what it was cooked by, how long the meat's been in the vacinity, indeed, how many legs the animal it came from has!