>>>>I'm a veggie, so I but that fake ground beef in, very good. I like rice too. Makes it a bit lighter.
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>>>A vegetarian burrito lover? Almost seems like a contradiction in terms. But I guess that's just the commercial restaurants.
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>>You can always get them to put beans in there even if it isn't on the menu. If it is a real mexican place, they will look at you funny.
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>Strange, I though beans were a vegetable. Perhaps they are an animal or a mineral.

Back in the day when I was travelling in Central America, the only way I could get a bean burrito (or taco or pupusa) was to say "sin los animales" (without animals).