>>>>>>>I'm surprised that you equate a bond between man and a man equal to that of a bond between a man and a woman.
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>>>>>>So marriage is genital-based?
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>>>>>It's a biblical thing. We wouldn't understand.
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>>>>I'm trying to be on your side. I'm for marriage of all kinds. Why just stop at gay marriage. Lets allow all kinds of marriage (gay, polygamy etc...) with some minor restrictions. After all, who are we to judge?
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>>>And we're right back to the bestiality comments earlier in the thread?
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>>>Hey didn't someone mention bread in Evan's other thread? Do you take this loaf of bread in whole wheat matrimony?
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>>"I, {name1} take thee, {name2} to be rye raw full breaded slice ... toast have and toast hold ... in thickness and in health-food ... till death dough us part".
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>Well done! In "thickness" LOL That can refer to all kinds of things: "Thick headed", "does these pants make me look ... thick"

Thickness as in thick-sliced, for toast.

Oh, I forgot: "Toast loaf and toast cherish .." :-)