It cracks me up. This is Canada! What in the name of ... could he possibly be spying on? His superiors in Russia must be absolutely bored to tears over his reports.
>Canada has arrested a Russian spy on a security certificate. A security certificate allows of foreign national to be held without criminal charge for several years or deported. Certificates were implemented after 9/11.
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http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/11/16/espionage-mtl.html