>>I am really scaring the h**l out of myself. Not even trying to control the narrative any more, just hanging on. My name is Mike and I am an alcoholic. I am going to go into rehab.
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>>Yeah, sure, as my friend Marie said so many times. You like to say it but you can't do it. You won't get help. It's just your stupid secret. You drink because you want to drink, period.
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>>Push send, dummy.
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>Don't know if this is a joke, or what, as it seems a bit bizzarre. I was just humming "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse: "They wanna make go to rehab - I say no, no, no ..." then looked at the UT, refreshed and yours was the first message.
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>Click here to actually hear it, on her official website, it plays immediately:
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>http://www.amywinehouse.co.uk/
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>Anyway, you serious?

Yes, I am totally serious.