Darn it Cetin - help me out - you're there - in beautiful Izmir - on the "Med" - in the "grand central station" of "classic" civilization, history and humanity, using all those "old world" smarts to [perhaps] quantify the effect of certain snails on the the sea-weed that recently immigrated to the Mediterrian - surely in that gilded environment - you could find a moment to suggest to this heathen across the pond more specific advice on how to make it better!:-)

Where is the world renouned intellectual charity of your homeland in my moment of need?:-)

>Any critique? Too much dependant on object names is the first one I noticed.

>Cetin