A new one. Last weekend I was watching a rerun of the orig Star Trek. In it Kirk asked Spok if he hadn't been a mischievous schoolboy:
"You mean you didn't use to dip girls' pig-tails in ink wells?"
Puh-LEASE! They didn't even have them when
I was at school!
Oh, and their tricorders had leather straps with wee buckles on them, like an old school satchel.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
