>> A passing guy helped with his torch
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>Was he on his way to storm Dracula's castle?

You say tomaiters I say tomartoes ...

Funnty, my elder daughter was sent a book from Canada some years ago, where you project images onto the wall. She started calling them flashlights cos that was the wording in the book.

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>>More and more Brits are pootling around in big SUVs and 4X4s nowadays.
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>England, I mean Britain, uh Great Britain, er the UK invented the SUV and luxury urban cousin. Those being the Land Rover and Range Rover.

You shoulda seen the Austim Champ then, which the Brtish Army used before the "Landie". It was the size of a Hummer, with, I think, a 6 cyl RR engine in it, and a bonnet (er hood) you could land an aircraft on. It was too unreliable and kept breaking down though, and was replaced by the "'rover"