>>Those were English, easy to confuse the accent. They eat crumpets, we eat doughnuts.
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>We eat crumpets?

Sure, they don't mess up the bowler hats like powered doughnuts do.

>We imported the practice of eating "English Muffins" from over there.

I thought you were kidding, you know taking the p_ss until, but...
"Despite the name, English muffins are not as popular in England as they are in North America"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_muffin

McDonald's commerical here. Scene starts with two guys eating a McDonald's breakfast. One eating a blueberry muffin, the 2nd guy is eating an Egg McMuffin.
One: Why do they call that a muffin, this is a muffin?
Two: It is an English muffin.
One: If I go to England and ask for a muffin, they'll give me one of those?
Two: Yeah
One: What if what one of these (American) muffins.
Two: Don't go to England.