>Teaching B to count - something like (don't quote me):
>BA: "Now B, what have we here?"
>B: "Some beans"
>BA: "Now if I add two more then how many do we have?"
>B: "Some more beans"

Quite accurate. The quote, that is. Though Baldrick's logic is also flawless.

>Did you ever get to see "Father Ted"?

No, and I generally don't enjoy sitcoms about con artists. A bum pretending to be an inspector, another bum posing as a reporter, yet another trying to be a professional parent. We are not amused.