>>Did you ever get to see "Father Ted"? His equally stupid side-kick, Father Dougal. One of the funniest sit coms to come out of either continent.
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>>a scene opens with Ted, in their wee caravan (trailer), explaining perspective to Dougal with the help of a toy cow in his hand, and pointing out the window:
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>>"Now you see, Dougal, those cows are faaaaar awaaaay ..."
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>i've been chuckling about that at quiet moments ever since....
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>"Can i borrow your dictaphone?"
>"No, use your finger like everyone else"

I often get a chuckle out of people with that one! :-)

"We stuck a fire cracker up a cat's a**se"
"Rectum!"
"Damn near killed 'im"