>>>> A passing guy helped with his torch
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>>>Was he on his way to storm Dracula's castle?
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>>You say tomaiters I say tomartoes ...
>
>You mean he didn't mean to torture someone with the torch?
Her retort is "I thought I taught ye to torture, on a taut chair, with 'er torch"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
