What's it like to drive a hovercraft car to work?You can't use those in the southern hemisphere because we're upside down and the jets of air propel you out of the atmosphere.
Does the jet backpack ever burn your legs?Not if you use factor 25 sunscreen, which everybody here does because of the hole in the ozone layer caused by hovercraft departing the atmosphere.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
