>CNN: Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing
>http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html
>
>Hilarious. Next they are going to ban beans from airport restaurants.

Or a least ban matches.

Better. Ban all items from being taken a board planes. No shoes. No shirts. No pants. H#ll, take it all. We will all fly naked. They can FedEx our snuff to us.

The world is getting way too paranoid. They are seeing monster behind every corner.