>>>>Sorry, missed this one:
>>>>
>>>>>Resident
>>>>>Tennant
>>>>>Inmate
>>>>>Squatter
>>>>>
>>>>>Different meanings dep. on their type of occupation.
>>>>
>>>>Ok, suppose they're occupied by foreign armed forces :).
>>>
>>>Garrison!
>>
>>You mean Garrison Keeler is a squatter? I saw him once, he's standing. The audience wouldn't see him otherwise.
>
>Hardly. I've never heard of him. And no, I'm not suggesting anyone is a Turkish-style French toilet.

That's unfortunate. You should try to pick up the 'Prairie Home Companion' radio show on the web. And it's 'Keillor'. The whole show is excellent, but his monologue toward the end of every show (news from Lake Wobegon) is absolutely wonderful. For each monologue, he writes down a brief outline for himself, but then he pretty much ad-libs the whole thing based on that outline.

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