>>>>>>>>Christmas songs are usually played to get people into a nice mood, but appearantly you react differently. Have you considered seeing a shrink? (Duck!)
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>>>>>>>Seeing the other person you mentioned in the parentheses would be cheaper. Unless mr Duck is yet another shrink.
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>>>>>>Or a quack.
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>>>>>Whichever, he's sure to have a bill for you to drake into consideration, whatever your "malardy"
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>>>>I would pay him in the normal goose output.
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>>>Don't you mean with your goose change?
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>>You've got to put the green down sometimes.
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>No fair! That's not a pun anymore.

Crap.