>>>>>>>>>>Christmas songs are usually played to get people into a nice mood, but appearantly you react differently. Have you considered seeing a shrink? (Duck!)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Seeing the other person you mentioned in the parentheses would be cheaper. Unless mr Duck is yet another shrink.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Or a quack.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Whichever, he's sure to have a bill for you to drake into consideration, whatever your "malardy"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I would pay him in the normal goose output.
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't you mean with your goose change?
>>>>
>>>>You've got to put the green down sometimes.
>>>
>>>No fair! That's not a pun anymore.
>>
>>Crap.
>
>Ah! Goose down?

Down if not comforting.

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