>>>My favorite gifts:
>>>
>>>- An Amazon gift certificate
>>>- A case of REALLY GOOD cherry wheat WinterFest Ale from a local microbrew place [11.5% alcohol, woot!!!]
>>>- A box of dark chocolate pretzels
>>>- 1 year paid subscription to Audible.com
>>>
>>>I'm a happy boy...
>>>
>>>So what did Santa bring everyone else?
>>>Kevin
>>
>>I got a robot and a new 24 gun, gun safe.
>
>Is that cos you got sick of the old one?
>

No, the old one wasn't fire proof, this one is bomb proof!