Tom

There's one missed out here:

1. When asked if you'd like an ice cream, and you've refused, it doesn't mean that we're later happy to give you a bite of our ice cream, as we want a whole one.

>At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>
>Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>
>We always hear " the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
>from the male side. These are our rules!
>Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
>
>1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
>down.
>We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you
>leaving it down.
>
>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
>Let it be.
>
>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
>way
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>
>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
>Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
>Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
>
>1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
>we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
>
>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>
>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
>act like soap opera guys.
>
>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>
>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes
>you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
>
>1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials.
>
>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
>have no idea what mauve is.
>
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
>wrong.
>We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides, we know
>you will bring it up again later.
>
>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
>don't want to hear.
>
>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
>Really.
>
>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
>such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
>
>1. You have enough clothes.
>
>1. You have too many shoes.
>
>1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
>1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
>tonight;
>
>But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
>
>Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
>
>Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.