>>>>>We were in line at the checkout at Ikea yesterday evening, and there was a couple in front of us. I don't know what they were talking about, but at one point the guy said something and the woman started laughing. And while laughing, she managed to blurt out, "That's so hilarious it's not funny."
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>>>>Drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
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>>>>Can I ask you a question? What stopped you from asking that one?
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>>>>Where'd you lose your keys?
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>>>>I think to myself. Except for telepaths...
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>>>>I think in my head. With what other body parts do you think?
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>>>In my life (and where else?)
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>>>Who forgot to turn off the light? (everybody)
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>>Yeah, I've noticed that: "Has everyone eaten yet?" (Am "Did everyone eat yet?") and all hands in the room answer "Yes". How do they know?
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>>"Who left this pool of water in the room?" Why, everyone in the world did!
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>I my brother and I used to really bug my mother with all sorts of these things.
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>She might say, "Is everybody here?" I or my brother might answer something like, "Unlikely, the room isn't very big, after all."
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>Or she'd say, "Well, I myself feel that....", and of course we'd have to ask, "As opposed to you, somebody else?"

Same here! :-) Our dad used to come home, and my bro and I hadn't done any chores, and often say something like "Couldn't you wash a lousy dish ... between you?". One day we waited for him in the kitchen where, with a bowl full of suds, we held ONE dish between us and ceremoniously washed it. "What are you doing?" he asked, so we reminded him of his request. He didn't see the funny side of it, but it was worth the licks! :-)