>>Peter Sellers used to have good ones on this subject:
>>
>>- Can you tell me what time is it?
>>
>>- Yes, I can.
>>
>>- Thank you.
>>
>>Similarly,
>>
>>- Do you know where Grand Hotel is?
>>
>>- Yes, I do.
>>
>>- Thank you.
>
>More Peter Sellers:
>-Does your dog bite?
>-No.
>-Aaaarghhh!!!
>-That is not my dog.
SNAP! See my reply too!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
