>>>>And anything that big in my pocket would just get in the way of my golf swing. :)
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>>>I think the Betty Ford clinic now treats golf addictions. :-P
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>>Nooooo. If enjoying golf is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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>Golf is not so much wrong - as obscene
AaArRrGgGgG!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the greatest sport created by man.
I'll tell you what's obscene, televising the National Spelling Bee on ESPN. Those kids work hard and all, but since when did the spelling bee become a sport?
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