>>>>>And anything that big in my pocket would just get in the way of my golf swing. :)
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>>>>I think the Betty Ford clinic now treats golf addictions. :-P
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>>>Nooooo. If enjoying golf is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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>>Golf is not so much wrong - as obscene
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>And actually they got it wrong on the obscenity - in reality, it's not the goal to use the stick to get the ball in the hole. It's not done that way at all. The balls are more like parties supporting the government - they take a part, but don't get in.

I've never quite figured out this "golf" game. You hit a teenee weenee little ball with a stick... then you go find the darn ball. You finally find it - and then what? You hit it again! Heck you found it! Put the ball in yer pocket and go home! You won - you found it! Dont hit it again (so you can go find it again).
geeeze
I say destroy all the golf courses and put up housing for the homeless on the land.