>>>>>>>And anything that big in my pocket would just get in the way of my golf swing. :)
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>>>>>>I think the Betty Ford clinic now treats golf addictions. :-P
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nooooo. If enjoying golf is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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>>>>Golf is not so much wrong - as obscene
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>>>
>>>AaArRrGgGgG!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>It's the greatest sport created by man.
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>>Created by Satan just to put Scotland on the map, and produce generations of men in silly pastel clothes.
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>>>
>>>I'll tell you what's obscene, televising the National Spelling Bee on ESPN. Those kids work hard and all, but since when did the spelling bee become a sport?
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>>We don't do spelling bees here so I wouldn't know. OTOH We've got pub darts as a "sport" with these "fine athletes" just managing to lift the "arrer" above their beer bellies.
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>>Anyway, Pro golf championships on TV! I'd rather suck wasps out of a beer bottle!
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>I'd say I'd drink it with you, if I knew why there would be wasps in a beer bottle.

Come again?