>>>>>>>>And anything that big in my pocket would just get in the way of my golf swing. :)
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>>>>>>>I think the Betty Ford clinic now treats golf addictions. :-P
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>>>>>>Nooooo. If enjoying golf is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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>>>>>Golf is not so much wrong - as obscene
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>>>>
>>>>AaArRrGgGgG!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>It's the greatest sport created by man.
>>>>
>>>>I'll tell you what's obscene, televising the National Spelling Bee on ESPN. Those kids work hard and all, but since when did the spelling bee become a sport?
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>>>Sport (to me) implies some physical effort. You may even sweat and become red faced. Golf doesn't seem to fill either of those. I've always said if anyone ever sees me golfing they are welcome to shoot me as I've obviously taken leave of my senses.
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>>>Have a good weekend.
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>>Was it Spike Milligan who described it as "a good walk spoiled"?
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>I think, without bothering to Google, that it might have been Mark Twain. Maybe?

Oh, yeah, you may be right. I think Spike maybe said it's "absolute bloody madness" or was he talking about fishing? Either way I agrre with both! :-)