>Reminds me of the teacher who asks her pupils what they will become when they grow up. One boy says "politician", and some of the other children asks him if he's stupid. The boy says "I didn't know that was a requirement".

In lower grades, the teacher asks the kids to make a drawing of themselves doing what they'll do when they grow up.

Little Peter is not drawing. The teacher comes and asks

- So what do you want to be when you grow up?

- Married. Do you really want me to draw it for you?