>Speaking of bad comedians, my little brother is hung up on Dane Cook. Now I like stupid potty humor as much as the next guy, but Dane Cook IS NOT funny. I got him a DVD of his performances for Chrismas, and I couldn't stand watching it. It was sad.
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>However, he did have a pretty good joke about atheists. It probably won't be as good without the actions and voices, but here is the meat and potatoes of the joke:
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>I was on the subway one day, and the man I was standing next to turned and sneezed all over me. I was angry, so I said "God Bless You" really sarcasticly. He turned to me and said "I am an atheist" and started to run me down about my beliefs. He asked me where I went when I died, and I told him the whole deal about heaven and angels. He laughed at me, so I asked him where he went when he died. He said "I will become one with the earth, and from there a beautiful tree will grow." I started to think, you know, I hope this huge beautiful tree does grow. And then I hope this big sweaty guy with a chainsaw comes to cut you down, drags you through the woods, takes you to the paper mill, grinds you into little pieces, makes paper out of you, and prints the Bible on it.

:-)

That's Karma, man!

Never even heard of this guy, never mind heard/seen his material.