>>One of our house favorites: "X-rays were negative." Well, of course, they were. They're always negatives.
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>I was X-rayed for a possible concussion and the X-rays showed nothing (rimshot).

When Marshal was trying to get a diagnosis for his stuff a few years ago, he had some kind of brain scan. He was very offended when he was told that his brain was "unremarkable." <s>

Tamar