>>>>I really don't like processed cheeses unless it is mixed in something. The only thing Velveeta is good for is for a dipping sauce (jalapeno, chili, chipotle) or sticky macaroni and cheese for little kids (they LOVE The stuff). If you look at the food recommendations for avoiding cluster and migraine headaches, velveeta is on the approved list, but I get headaches after eating it so one of the ingredients causes headaches in some people. I get headaches from MSG though so I often have to avoid Chinese food unless they do NOT use MSG.
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>>>One must make a distinction however for Philadelphia Cream Cheese. My friend Lynn makes the finest cheesecake known to this and any of the close surrounding galaxies. It schmecks!
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>>That's only cos they don't have milk/cream on any other planet but Earth - so no biggie!
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>Native, you mean. Jeez, you'd think you'd never heard of intergalactic trade. Now I'll be the first to admit that the milk and cream may be a little off after 12,000 years in transit, but it's hardly the same thing as saying they don't have any at all.

You're putting me on, right?

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>>Agitated Zskhlrrrflnk exudation, from M234-0 is the closest we get, but the green and orange scum on top is a bit off-putting to humans.
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>How formal. We just call them Zskhlrrrflnk shakes.

There you go! Hardly like "philly" is it?

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