>LOL: Can I put "cranky, belligerent, fanatical, and pessimistic Fox developer" on my business card?

Damn, Nancy! You know you're not supposed to talk about the new certification track! Remember?

Solutions Architecture:  Fanatical File Server Application Dev Standards. 
Desktop Application:  Belligerent Single Tier Desktop Applications. 
Electives:  Cranky and Pessimistic Fox 2.6-centric Development Team Management.

:-p