The day is still young but you get my vote for the best thread of the day.

Thanks for that Tracy. Really nice.

>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
>nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope
>propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With
>the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
>trembling hands:
>
>Dear Dad,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
>Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I
>knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
>tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am
>but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are
>going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
>stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
>many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
>doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with
>the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
>In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
>
>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
>myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>Your son, Chad
>P.S.
>Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
>that's in my desk drawer.
>
>I love you!
>Call when it is safe for me to come HOME.