Now that is funny. I saw a bumper sticker a couple days ago:

"Driver carries no cash. He's married"

>>>>My wife turned me into a cat lover. Cats are great. We have persians - they're the perfect breed, as far as I'm concerned. They like to play, but they're also very laid back and even-tempered. They've never growled or hissed.
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>Too bad they can't say that about the wife.