>At least 80% of all vehicles I see parked at work now are SUVs. When I went to Myrtle Beach last it was even worse there. I couldn't get my little 4cyl car in anywhere because the SUVs were taking 2 parking spots each... That doesn't even come close to how terrifying it is to have a 16 year old tailgating you in an SUV. OUTLAW EM!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, force them to have their lights below the rear mirror level of a normal car.
And, besides... are they exempt from some taxes because they are trucks? Then start fining them whenever they drive in a street where no trucks are allowed, and charge them truck toll at the booths. Alternately, they could start paying car taxes as cars of that size would.