>>I've seen obvious outbursts of hatred just because I had longer hair.
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>I had long hair for much of my youth, I learned early on not to defend long hair by saying that Jesus had it. Ouch.
"Do you know who was wearing beards?" (implied answer: the chetniks)
"Well, yes - Marx, Engels and Lenin. Was someone else on your mind?"
That one didn't work too well each time.
>> ordering wrong kind of beer
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>This is completely understandable.