Did you ever see Wayne Willingham's Texan preprocessor for FoxPro? A couple I remember --

DEFAHN WINDER
SHOW GITS


>Durn tootin! <g>
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>yag
>
>>You can take the boy out of Texas....
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>>>No way. <g> It stays in my library next to my autographed Roger Staubach football...
>>>
>>>>I'll give you 10 bucks for it. :-)