Perhaps this would interest you http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/library/ahc/ohpunoff.htm

Or would it be too much punishment?

>Maybe I should revive the Merry Punster Club. No, on second thought, scratch that. It was something I started on the Compuserve FoxForum probably 10 years ago. It was fun for a while but pretty soon the whole forum was punning itself to death. When the count hit 50 that was the end of it. It was out of control. People were even attaching their MPC number to their message signature. The few, the proud, the Merry Punsters!