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Alcohol and tobacco `worse' than dope
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29/03/2007 18:36:08
 
 
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29/03/2007 14:47:42
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Politics
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>>>>>>It can also eat your stomach lining away....
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>>>>>>Risk is relative. The stats show that your highest morbidity/mortality comes from cardiac disease, not NSAID gastritis.
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>>>>>>And you can catch yourself on a fishing hook, or choke on a peanut. ;-)
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>>>>>Or get run over by an SUV, or die listening to Algore droning....
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>>>>Or slit your own throat listening to Radiohead or Leonard Cohen.
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>>>>The scariest moment of my life was when I was feeding my infant daughter a banana, letting her nibble it while I held it. My attention was momentarily drawn to the TV and when I turned back to her she had sucked the banana out of the skin and it was lodged whole in her mouth and down her throat. I banged her back and she ejected it. She cried of course but that was the least of my concerns. I shudder to recall that day. So many ways to die ...
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>>>Haha, this reminds me of the time I almost choked to death on a french fry! I was sitting in my car eating one of those fast food wonderful meals when a fry went down the wrong way. I know I was turning colors, but I remember thinking, "I've been shot at, thrown out of cars, had horses fall into a ravine while landing on top of me, etc. and now I'm going to die because of a french fry". I hit myself in the solar plexis and it came out. Whew!
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>Don't do that I think he may be apprearing in the US remake of Life on Mars.
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>(no offense John you may not get that joke but Terry may)

No,Nick, as i said, i haven't seen any of this series

UPDATE: Oh, I've just realised what you mean - the main boss cop - yeah LOL

>>Damn! and you're STILL alive! I think I'll have to just burn the effigy next, then grind the ash into dust and blow it in the wind. See if you survive THAT, sucker!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
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