I was having a good laugh in the pub last night, trying to think up tribute bands names. There's a young girl in Brigton this w/e, who does Kate Bush. Her name: Fake Bush.
Which led me to think of: Fake That. A friend had seen a Nirvana tribute: Near Vana.
What else?
Guns 'n' Posers
Falsey Osbourne
Scissor Imposters
The Red Not Nearly Peppers
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- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.