>What beat me was that the coyote would spend a fortune on ACME rockets, and what have you, in order to get his supper. he could have pigged out on KFC for a fraction of the cost, and have an easy life, without falling into canyons all the time.

And imagine how many times he could have saved a fortune in medical bills (this is an American coyote, mind you) by just veering a few steps left or right when a boulder was rolling behind his back.